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Post by Maku on Nov 1, 2009 16:03:30 GMT -5
Granted: You get attacked by a wild Cheetah. You come out hideously mauled and unpleasant.
I wish Sulley never went to Africa in his wish...
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Post by Gerg on Nov 1, 2009 16:32:32 GMT -5
Granted: instead he goes to the south pole and gets eaten by a polar bear.
I wish to have another good idea.
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Post by Maku on Nov 1, 2009 16:35:56 GMT -5
Granted: But this idea is all from your perspective as good. Just like Hitler. (JK) But from the world's point of view, it's a terribly bad idea. So you are socially shunned!
I wish my dad in Japan could get his Visa approved so he can fly over to the US to see me. ;~;
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Post by Gerg on Nov 1, 2009 17:55:45 GMT -5
Granted: the plane explodes on the way, there are no survivors.
I wish for a hug.
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Post by Maku on Nov 1, 2009 19:07:08 GMT -5
Granted: I hug you Gerg, but I stab you repeatedly for that last granted. Considering that I hadn't seen my dad in seven years. Then I pop a cap in your head with my Sig Sauer. Angry Maku is angry.
I wish that I could have some awesome jelly beans
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Post by Gerg on Nov 1, 2009 19:46:09 GMT -5
Granted: They cause you to hallucinate a ghost version of me that pushes you off a bridge to your death.
I wish Maku wasn't angry.
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Post by Lucian Verdus on Nov 1, 2009 20:40:39 GMT -5
Granted, but it's only because your death has either calmed or saddened him.
I wish I could spin around rapidly and fly.
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Post by James on Nov 2, 2009 20:31:47 GMT -5
Granted: Unfortunately it causes you to get violent motion sickness where you somehow puke out your own brain.
I wish I had some weed.
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Post by Lucian Verdus on Nov 2, 2009 21:24:03 GMT -5
Granted, but you're arrested for it and the police take it away and smoke it in front of you.
I wish my laptop wasn't crap.
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Post by Gerg on Nov 2, 2009 21:31:41 GMT -5
Granted: Now it is nothing more than a expensive doorstop.
I wish i didn't smack my head everywhere I went.
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Post by Lucian Verdus on Nov 3, 2009 9:44:05 GMT -5
Granted, but only in that you got such severe brain trauma from doing so that you can no longer do anything. You're now a vegetable, good sir.
I wish there were no bad movies.
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Post by Gerg on Nov 3, 2009 17:44:53 GMT -5
Granted: in that all movies are so bad that they are called normal quality.
I wish my reaction time was faster.
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Post by Maku on Nov 3, 2009 21:06:35 GMT -5
Granted: But now you react so fast, it takes a minute until what is supposed to happen happens, so you end up not reacting at all...
I wish I had a Big Band vinyl from the 50's
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Post by Curtis Kane on Nov 3, 2009 22:44:38 GMT -5
Granted but the vinayl suffocates your poresand you go to the hospital.
I wish I had more wristbands
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Post by Gerg on Nov 4, 2009 6:37:02 GMT -5
Granted: but now you don't wear anything else, you are naked!
I wish school was interesting
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