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Post by Gerg on Oct 24, 2009 10:03:59 GMT -5
Granted: But when you so are so pathetic that you can't twist it.
I wish for inner peace... or at least let me light something on fire!
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Post by ospire19 on Oct 24, 2009 11:17:21 GMT -5
Granted: you are permitted to light ur own butt on fire! LOL Oh and i wished for another wish, that was it, and it was indeed granted to me, untwisted by you, for here it is bellow. I say gerg is disqualified for not twisting my wish  I wish i was dead, and burning in hell for an eternity. That every day crows pecked at my eyeballs and gouged out my stomach, and that as this happend my hands and feet buned in pools of battery acid, slowly eating the skin away. and that every night at exactly 11:59pm, it all reset. and started over at 12:00am, everyday! Twist that. |
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Post by Gerg on Oct 24, 2009 11:59:00 GMT -5
Granted: It is all a hallucination caused by the women who you love while she sleeps with your best friend.
I wish I could be in two places at once.
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Post by ospire19 on Oct 24, 2009 12:57:30 GMT -5
yea, but i nvr slept with nickie only u |
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Post by Sulley on Oct 25, 2009 18:09:53 GMT -5
>_> Granted. . .but then--just like Hermione--people discover this ability of yours and stop trusting you and everyone rejects you.
I wish weekends didn't fly by.
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Post by Emby Foster on Oct 26, 2009 19:50:35 GMT -5
Granted but your brithday gets skipped over so that they could allow for longer weekends
I wish I didn't have school thsi week.
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Post by Mara Ackart on Oct 27, 2009 13:31:20 GMT -5
Granted: But they take away Christmas Break to make up for it.
I wish the people on the other end of that damn phone call would answer already! I'm tired of the hold music! *cringes in a corner with her hands over her ears*
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Post by Aidian Thomas on Oct 27, 2009 13:44:45 GMT -5
Granted: You get a guy with an accent you can't understand and they hang up when you complain so you have to go through it again.
I wish I had guitar hero boxers.
(Random but I saw a pair today)
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Post by James on Oct 27, 2009 20:54:35 GMT -5
Granted: they are infested with every STD known to man, and then a few more.
I wish for the world to have alchemy.
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Post by Mara Ackart on Oct 27, 2009 21:54:14 GMT -5
Granted: Alchemy is discovered and any fool can create gold now! Prices soar to sums no one can afford and world wide economies crash.
I wish my throat wasn't sore.
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Post by Maku on Oct 27, 2009 22:11:52 GMT -5
Granted: But you had to go through surgery to fix what ever was wrong. Now your throat is in pain...
I wish that I had a pair of decently and effective headphones that wouldn't break...
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Post by Silvia A. Carter on Oct 28, 2009 0:56:10 GMT -5
Granted: but then I stole them because I needed them more. I wish I was not boring.  |
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Post by Aidian Thomas on Oct 28, 2009 9:45:09 GMT -5
Granted but now your so not boring you scare the emo kids.
I wish I had a bottle of water.
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Post by gorgutz on Oct 28, 2009 17:58:35 GMT -5
Granted, but it's a bottle of water from Three Mile Island's shores.
I wish for a safe, non-harmful, accurate means of teleportation.
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Post by Gerg on Oct 28, 2009 18:23:05 GMT -5
Granted: A guy pushes you in and sets it for the sun.
I wish people didn't try to make untwist-able wishes.
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