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Post by Gerg on Oct 18, 2009 15:59:38 GMT -5
Granted: Rather than joking over a slight I get truley hurt and proceed to hunt you down. (Feel better now?)
I wish for more to do.
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Post by Sulley on Oct 18, 2009 20:17:04 GMT -5
Maku: Isn't the world already that way? America, at least.
Gerg: YOU NOW HAVE MORE TO DO. But you no longer RP, have any friends, spend time with your family, or read. Even your dog doesn't like you anymore. Oh, and you get blisters on your fingers. >:]
I wish I didn't feel so full right now. (but my dinner WAS delicious)
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Post by Gerg on Oct 18, 2009 22:09:02 GMT -5
Granted: But now you eat so much that you get fat and explode instead of Maku! (I seem to have a trend going.)
I wish it I had G*d-like sex appeal.
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Post by ospire19 on Oct 19, 2009 14:56:16 GMT -5
Granted: but every women falls for you, the ralizes how big the competition is. they all fight to the death, they all die, dooming the human race.  I wish...for nothing. |
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Post by Rosenna on Oct 19, 2009 19:29:26 GMT -5
Granted: you get nothing, your home is now a white room with no doors or windows.
I wish for a car with the best sound system known to man.
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Post by Gerg on Oct 19, 2009 19:33:46 GMT -5
Granted: The noise is so loud that it makes your organs rupture.
I wish for silence.
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Post by Laurel Catre on Oct 19, 2009 20:11:20 GMT -5
Granted: The silence lasts so long that you go insane.
I wish that I could live in a fancy hotel
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Post by Maku on Oct 19, 2009 20:38:57 GMT -5
Granted: But you couldn't pay for any of the bills and you get kicked out.
I wish that I had some proficiency in playing the piano..
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Post by Gerg on Oct 19, 2009 20:42:34 GMT -5
Granted: you still have to pay the same as every one else AND sleep with the manager.
I wish everyone was nice.
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Post by Mara Ackart on Oct 20, 2009 10:46:33 GMT -5
Maku - Granted: You now have enough skill with the piano to play chopsticks. And that's it, you can't play anything else....ever.
Gerg - Granted: Everyone is nice! But it's a condescending sort of nice that just angers most people. Murders go up and the nice doesn't last longer than a week.
I wish I could go see a play.
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Post by James on Oct 20, 2009 10:57:12 GMT -5
Granted: You get to the musical of the Toxic Avenger. (The worst part is that I didn't make that up.)
I wish that there were no slip in posts. (Post that occur while you're writing a post.)
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Post by Emby Foster on Oct 20, 2009 21:21:25 GMT -5
Granted but now there are no posts at all (Oh no!!)
I wish I didn't have a thesis paper due thursday.
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Post by Maku on Oct 20, 2009 22:15:58 GMT -5
Granted: But now you have a short story essay due about Russian culture that has to include fact about the Russians past lives.
I wish that everyone's IQ increased by a margin of 2%
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Post by kristopher on Oct 21, 2009 21:12:37 GMT -5
Granted: Now everyone is an annoying snob.
I wish for a good idea of what to wish for.
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Post by ospire19 on Oct 24, 2009 9:40:34 GMT -5
Granted: you should wish for something you don't have. however, when you wish for it, it will be twisted then granted to you. Nice try.  I wish for another wish. |
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